Recall Crandall's First Law:
"If you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is an 80% chance that you'll get it wrong".
Today I share with you Crandall's Second Law of the Kitchen:
"When working in the kitchen, the drawer which you need to access most at any given moment, will be the one in front of which your spouse is standing."
The married folks know what this means, and now can call it what it is:
Crandall's Second Law of the Kitchen.