"Dig up the sand in Iraq, and you will find weapons or hit oil" a crusty Arab villager confided to me once.
This is certainly true for the "weapons" part. You are not considered a man in these parts unless you have artillery rounds buried in your backyard and a couple AK-47's hidden in your living room.
The Americans confiscate a lot of these weapons, and not all of them end up in the armory, if you know what I'm saying.
So what, exactly, are some fun things you can do with your extra AK-47's?
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Sunday, April 26, 2009
The Hesco Garden
Several rings of Hesco barriers surround the old Iraqi-army barracks where I live in Kirkuk Air Base.
- It gets really hot during the Iraqi summer, like 120F-for-60-days-straight hot
- I like tomatoes.
One day I thought to myself, "What better way to take a positive attitude towards the lethal heat than to plant some tomatoes? Tomatoes love heat. I love tomatoes. My loathing of the summer weather will be tempered by the joy of watching my seedlings flourish."
Thus was born the Hesco garden.
So I had Joan mail me some seeds (corn, peppers, & tomatoes). I created some starter-pots out of used water bottles and found some good soil down by the drainage ditch that runs behind the airstrip.
Today marks the 13th day since I put the seeds in the ground, and the first day I saw two little sprouts come up from one of my starter pots. Yay!
Viva La Hesco Garden!
Thursday, April 23, 2009
I Like the Kurds
We all know what happened to the Jews.
The Kurds, on the other hand, have since patiently consolidated their own cultural and linguistic boundaries across 3 different countries: Turkey, Iran, and northern Iraq.
This government, the "Kurdish Regional Government" or KRG, has turned northern Iraq into one of the most peaceful, prosperous places in the Middle East.
I don't even wear my body armor when I visit Kurdish villages. The worst thing that could happen? Someone might throw flowers at me. The worst argument I've been in with a Kurd is over why the Americans can't stay longer.

So let's summarize...
Arabs: always fighting, secretly hate us, innate corruption, support Jihad
Kurds: fierce but keep the peace, love the US, embrace democracy, support Israel
Now here's the part I don't understand: the US is about to throw the Kurds under the bus.
Why? Because of the oil refineries here.
Is there plenty of oil in the rest of Iraq? You bet!
In fact, there is a sea of oil under virtually every province.
But people here aren't so big on the whole "looking ahead" thing.
And a scared and skittish American administration wants to turn the page on this particular chapter of Mesopotamian adventurism.
So the Kurds will get screwed out of their territory once again, and our tax dollars will go to "rebuilding" the infrastructure of those who would chop off our heads just as soon as shake our hands.
Can I come home yet?
Friday, April 17, 2009
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